bathory Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 No, napewno hobby wiĂŞkszoÂ?ci populacji to.... masturbacja. Ja postaram wam siĂŞ wytÂłumaczyĂ? co i jak :mrgreen: Na poczÂ?tek trzeba wiedzieĂ? co to takiego Masturbacja – fachowa nazwa procesu walenia konia. Osoba masturbujÂ?ca siĂŞ to masturbant. MĂŞÂżczyÂĽni masturbujÂ?cy siĂŞ to masturbaĂ?ci, a kobiety – masturbantki. Po wejÂ?ciu Unii Europejskiej do Polski ludnoÂ?Ă? europejska zaczĂŞÂła masturbowaĂ? siĂŞ caÂłymi rodzinami. Teraz kaÂżdy bez wzglĂŞdu na pÂłeĂ?, wiek i miejsce moÂże siĂŞ masturbowaĂ?. Nauka zajmujÂ?ca siĂŞ masturbacjÂ? to masturbacjologia. No i jak juÂż trzeba zasiĂŞgnÂ?Ă? RENI R¡CZKOWSKIEJ to... ChcĂŞ siĂŞ masturbowaĂ?, co muszĂŞ posiadaĂ?? Przed masturbacjÂ? naleÂży zaopatrzyĂ? siĂŞ w duÂżÂ? liczbĂŞ Â?cierek, rĂŞcznikĂłw oraz w czystÂ? bieliznĂŞ. Najlepiej jest siĂŞ masturbowaĂ? kilkoma rĂŞkami, ale czasami niektĂłrzy uÂżywajÂ? do tego nĂłg. Dla pÂłci mĂŞskiej moÂżliwe sÂ? rĂłwnieÂż techniki z uÂżyciem gazet, szczegĂłlnie wielkoformatowych dziennikĂłw. PÂłeĂ? ÂżeĂ?ska stosuje specjalnie do tego przeznaczone wibratory, zwykle o napĂŞdzie elektrycznym (uwaga, uÂżywanie wibratora o napĂŞdzie jÂ?drowym nie pozwala zakwalifikowaĂ? danej czynnoÂ?ci jako masturbacji). RĂłwnie czĂŞsto w ruch idÂ? przedmioty codziennego uÂżytku lub artykuÂły spoÂżywcze: butelki, aparaty komĂłrkowe, ogĂłrki, kaszanka, Â?wieczka, wysokoobrotowe pralki automatyczne czy liniowe akceleratory czÂ?stek elementarnych. Czy to takÂże wasze hobby ? :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*RAKIETA* Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 ja mam hobby parkour ale ostatnio rozwalilem noge i mialem 5 szwow wiec niewielka przerwa w moim hobby :-P :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji^HaD Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 a moje hobby zalezy od funduszy ;] ulubione zajecie imprezy ze znajomymi :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted December 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 MR MCDONALD <---- to jest twoje hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
śmierdzę kupą Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ja pale blanty i jezdze na desce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 hmmm... paliĂ? blanty i jeÂĽdziĂ? na desce, JESTEÂ? MURZYNEM ! :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪ UrseK Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 gra w klubach jako DJ oraz tworzenie muzyki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji^HaD Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 JUVEEEE ZA TE ZAPIJANIE PIZZY WINEM CIE ZABIJA!!!! BIEGOONKA GEJMING I CHUJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪ JUVE Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 JUVEEEE ZA TE ZAPIJANIE PIZZY WINEM CIE ZABIJA!!!! BIEGOONKA GEJMING I CHUJ no nie dupc ze mosz sraczka hahahahaah Ja tam w peÂłni sprawny tyle ze chory nadal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji^HaD Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 wczorej co chwila do chazla lotolch i wlasnie zych wyloz z niego mom nadzieja ze ostatni roz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandeR Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 hahaha srakaman ;D po cos zapijoÂł alkocholiku ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪ JUVE Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 JiHAd to nie alkoholik... to smakosz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji^HaD Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 koneser i chuj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪ JUVE Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Taaa widziaÂłem jak piÂłes to wino w pizzeri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunia Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 A ja widzialem cie wczoraj z jakims uroczym panem -.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ji^had to kiper, a ty kunia co widziaÂłeÂ?, 14 lat i wieczorem sam wychodzisz? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abcio Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Skunnnn smiechh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qlon Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 BMX ;x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`mal0n3 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 a ja tam gram na przemian z piciem^^(tez mozna powiedziec Âżem degustator):mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
komar Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ja tam jeszcze nie pilem, czekam az dotego dorosne :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted January 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 komar na prezydenta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koper Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 moje hobby to walenie Cie w dupsko bathory ;] rumunski biedaku ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^andrew^ Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 uff bardzo interesujace hobby :D:D a czy mozna sie do³�czyc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪ JUVE Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 moje hobby to walenie Cie w dupsko bathory ;] rumunski biedaku ! pomyliÂłes sie.. to jest muzumanin. ale dÂługo nim nie bedzie :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted January 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Spierdalaj koper, komar na prezydenta i chuj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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